re: #31 Dark_Falcon

Real question asked of me by a customer after I’d asked if he’d put a CD back:
“Do I look like a thief?”

My reply: “What does a thief look like?”

I did not get in trouble for that, though the customer had not in fact done something wrong. He just overreacted.

Black pants and turtleneck, black mask, black beret, black gloves, and a big bag labeled ‘SWAG’. Duh. I thought everyone knew that!
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