re: #376 Obdicut

“New cables show American diplomats smell great, shower often. Hidden humanitarian aid revealed. Hacked Biden’s emails shows that he actually wrote all of Cormac McCarthy’s books.”

“Hidden Humanitarian aid”

Wow that’s one of those “WhiteMail” Anti-Crimes that I’ve only heard of in Discworld before now.

Maybe some of our secret agents are also guilty of breaking and decorating into foreign embassies…. (That’s when you break into someone’s house and and then rearrange their stuff so it looks nicer than when you came in..)