re: #378 iceweasel

I believe they also had similar theories about SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick the starfish.

Wish I were kidding.

I remember that when I was teaching middle school, that came up. Several of the kids pointed out that since sponges reproduce asexually, they didn’t think SpongeBob could technically be gay.

Have I mentioned that I loved our science teacher?

Of course, I’m intrigued that in addition to bashing lesbians, Schlussel also managed to imply that Muslims are behind this change. WTF?