God is always behind two things. And don’t you ever forget it.

God is always behind a natural disaster which kills many 1000s.

God is also always behind a prize fighter who beats the living hell out of his opponent or winning athletes in general. Oh and the winners of American Idol.

Just once I’d like to see a Satanist stand up and say, “The Devil is SO good! He really answers prayers!”

*sigh*