Wait, if the issue is virility, then doesn’t Romney win that contest hands down? Ablow wouldn’t see it that way, so, it’s not merely the number of kids or opportunities for kids, it’s something else. (Hint: religious bigotry)

And considering that Clinton was a philanderer during his Presidency (only the most recent example, but by no means the only one- see JFK and FDR among others, both alleged and confirmed), they too wouldn’t be given Ablow’s seal of approval either. (Hint: political affiliation trumps all else).