re: #384 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Groovy capitalist US : Dancing with the Stars
Evil Socialist Europe: Landing on a comet

Groovy capitalist US : Creationism
Evil Socialist Europe: CERN

Groovy capitalist US : Repeal the ACA
Evil Socialist Europe: Universal health care

We may be doing it wrong.

In that vein

Good job landing on a comet, European Space Agency! You’re presently about 0.0001% as famous as Kim Kardashian’s left butt cheek.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 12, 2014

I must not have checked in at Huffington Kardashian Post—don’t know what that’s all about (and totally don’t care to find out.)