re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

Nah. He’s one of those Dungeons & Dragons nerds.

Heh. I thought so!

Seriously though, my gf called me while on her way home only to hang up quickly with the brief explanation that she needed to call 911. She called back soon thereafter and said she saw a car filled with screaming drunks swerve off the road and some loaded guy fell out of the station wagon. This was in San Francisco a couple of hours ago.