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California Science Center vs. The Creationist Lobby

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Mad Prophet Ludwig11/17/2010 5:46:12 pm PST

This fits perfectly with a post I made just as the last thread closed:

Notes from the Future:

As many of you know, my secret identity as a Zionist Overlord of Remulak is actually a joke. I am really an historian from the year 3291 doing research on the fall of the American order and the rise of the post collapse barbaric states.

I have also told you that telling you your future won’t change anything because I can’t change history - because I didn’t.

But all that time travel stuff is for the physics geeks. I really don’t know about Cauchy information on converging manifolds. I’m just a grad student doing a thesis.

I want to know how a society that had everything it could possibly want could be so cruel to its own members, so short sighted and so stupid.
My thesis will be quite an eye opener, because in my time, someone like Palin is difficult to imagine. In my time, ambitious sociopaths and paranoid delusional malignant narcissists with IQ’s below 100 are treated as wards of the state, not made into political leaders. The ones with IQs above 100 are sent on deep space survey missions.

So let me tell you about the future as far as you are concerned.

After a successful series of “scandals” that had little merit of truth but much play time on Fox networks the Democrats were very sorely weakened as a party and never regain their balance.

In 2012 Palin runs for President. She narrowly loses a hotly disputed election amidst false claims of Democratic voter fraud manufactured by Fox networks. There are violent riots in many parts of the south and the Midwest. Many Muslims are killed. A bill passed by the GOP congress forces a “recount” in the state of Ohio to be counted. In order to soothe the riotous problems in the country, the Democrats agree to it - believing they will be vindicated.

Whether or not the recount was kosher is hotly disputed. Watching the nature of the times from here, I am inclined to believe it was actually kosher. People are that dumb.

However, in February of 2013, President Palin is sworn into office.

During the Palin years, she actually did very little domestically other than expand “the rights” of fossil fuel companies and start an initiative to reform education in America. In 2014, America became the only Western nation to consider Biblical Creationism a competing scientific theory by law. After packing the Supreme court, sexual education was removed to a question of severely curtailed state initiatives. In Massachusetts still women got pregnant the old fashioned way. In Alabama, it came from sitting in the same seat as a boy.

There were also the famous NASA hearings where several leading scientists were imprisoned for their anti-American activities and a number of journalists were imprisoned under the “fair reporting” act of 2015.

Foreign policy wise, PAlin is best known as the leader who gave Japan to China and the leader who broke the special relationship with Britain.

The story goes, and I hope to verify this with my research here, that the British PM was overheard to say something about Palin’s dress and demeanor not being particularly becoming for a head of state. His implication was that Palin tried much too hard to flirt when she thought she was not getting her way. Palin heard this and famously announced that:

The PM is not just very British. He really is gay.

While Fox chortled. The British took great offence.

To be continued….