The homosexual agenda is just like Islam: there is no room for dissent, there is no room to leave, once you’re in, you can’t leave. Muslims won’t let you leave, homosexuals won’t let you leave - if you leave, they claim you’re faking it, so there’s no way out.

Leaving the Muslims out of it for a moment, ‘homosexuals won’t let you leave’?

No, really, Mr. Fischer. If you decide being gay is not working out for you, you are entirely free to try something else. Occasionally, people do. A good friend of mine spent her teenage years and part of her twenties as an out lesbian. Later she began dating men, one of whom she is now married to. All of her gay friends know where she is, and what she’s doing—and they do not care. They post LOLcats to her Facebook page anyway.

Oh, you clarify: “if you leave, they claim you’re faking it, so there’s no way out”.

Oh shit. That’s scary. I couldn’t do anything if people (whose group I was leaving) said I was faking it. I would be stuck being gay forever, because I would have to call up the other gays every day, and tell them I was straight now, and they would say, “We think you’re full of shit,” and then I would be STUCK.

This guy is funny, in a dismal sort of way.