A reptile dysfunction?

Houston resident calls animal control to remove ‘alligator’ that turns out to be lizard

A small lizard has been safely relocated after a concerned Houston-area residency called Texas wildlife officials about an alligator above their door.
Christy Kroboth, a member of “Gator Squad,” a business that removes nuisance alligators from residential areas, was dispatched by Texas Parks and Wildlife to examine the agile gator.
Upon arriving at the scene Kroboth instead discovered a lizard perched above the caller’s door and relocated it to the neighbor’s yard. The nearby residents informed Kroboth that their reptile-squeamish neighbors had “freaked out” about a garden snake the previous week.