re: #384 pingjockey

Troll buttocks with a nice chianti and fava beans isn’t so bad.

Except if you’re taking beta-blockers. Then the fava beans and the chianti can lead to major complications.

I prefer my Roasted Butthurt with mushy peas, mashed potatoes and India Pale Ale.

And they must be carved by an experienced Butthurt Butler to get the full flavour.