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Which of These Disgusting Chuck Johnson Rumors Are True?

Charlie Johnson is one of the worst people I’ve ever met. I first encountered him in 6th grade. That was the first combination of the four elementary schools in the town into one middle school. Anyway, some time had passed. I cannot recall how far into the school year it was. I knew about Charlie. He was one of those people everyone pretty much avoided. He was strange. I don’t know that anyone called him a friend. We were at the point where I didn’t like him, and he didn’t like me either. So there must have been some previous encounter between us that was unpleasant. But I cannot recall that instance. Any previous encounter was erased by what occurred in our science class one afternoon. We were scheduled to watch the film “Stand And Deliver” starring Edward James Olmos. It’s the one where he teaches inner city kids Calculus. I sat down and for some reason Charlie sat directly to my left. We weren’t friends obviously and wouldn’t normally be near each other. I tried to ignore the fact that he was there and watch the movie. But he was being a pest. We didn’t make it too far into the film before he threatened me. I questioned the resolve of his threat. What happened next really surprised me. Charlie pulled out a ballpoint pen. From where I didn’t see. Then he immediately jammed it into my kneecap. It happened very abruptly. He started muttering something to me in German with anger in his eyes and funk on his breath. Then he withdrew the pen. I immediately stood up, walked over to the back of the room where my science teacher was and explained what happened. I don’t think she believed me until I raised my pant leg over my knee and showed her the bloody spot Charlie put in my knee. She called him over. He admitted he did it. But then he tried to blame it on me. My science teacher sent me to the nurse’s office. As far as I know, Charlie was never disciplined for this incident.

You may wonder why Charlie muttered to me in German when he stabbed me. The only explanation I can give is that he did so because he knew I was Jewish.