re: #12 Jack Burton

Oh for the love of god….

Fortunately there’s a magic potion that will get that image out of my head. It’s called BLEACH.

Just follow the classic Archangelus-prescribed treatment regimen (which sadly has become a common treatment during the 2016 election cycle):

1) Wash your face with approximately half a cup of:

2) Proceed to drink approximately 2 cups of:

On second thought, given the nature of the material that necessitates this treatment, I wholeheartedly recommend taking twice the standard dosage.

Signed,
Dr. Archangelus