re: #402 Timothy Watson

JFC, stop sending me e-mails Hillary! I am volunteering almost every evening, I’ve donated money, and I still get three or four e-mails a day.

But [valued_constituent_name], Donald Trump is an imminent threat to [your_demographic_here]’s way of life. Surely that’s worth a token donation of [$25] [$50] [$100] [$enter_amount] or whatever you can afford!

My favorite form letters are the ones that ask for donations in small district races in Wisconsin or Ohio or Arkansas…

Crap. Meeting time. Don’t forget to donate, and smile when you do. You’re a part of history.