re: #385 reine.de.tout

That’s a beautiful dog.

It actually looks like a real dog, unlike my dog, which looks like a short fat sausage.

I like all dogs. I even like the little yappy ones actresses carry around in their shamefully overpriced Louis Vuitton bags.

Haku has literally (in the literal sense) saved my life more times than I can count.

Of course, the yappers over at Deuce have figured out that I’m neither physically impaired, nor blind, nor deaf. So they make jokes about me being a fake handicapped welfare scrounger.

There are medical service dogs these days for everything from epilepsy to trollophobia. I’ll continue to leave it to them to speculate about Haku.