Well, we’re done watching “Scary Movie.” My wife previously said she’d never seen it before, while I’d seen it a couple times.

When I asked her what she thought of it, she replied, “Now I know why you are the way you are.”

In horrible news, we’ve run out of Tim Horton’s ground coffee tonight. If someone would like to send me a few kilogrammes of it, I’d be much obliged. Saskatchewan is a long drive to buy coffee.

@ our esteemed host: I am not sure when my subscription here expires, but I seem to remember I first subscribed in December. Or maybe I can’t tell a calendar from a vacuum cleaner.

Off-topic: The Veterans Administration added my wife as a dependent, meaning I get a modest about $200 increase in my disability next month. (I wish I’d known I could apply for that eleven years ago - that’s a lot of money to me.) That’s also pretty quick for the VA to process a claim (about two weeks, though their Website is hosed).