re: #40 Kid A

911 Operator: “This is 911, what’s the nature of your emergency?”

Caller: “Oh my God! My toddler got glass cleaner in his eyes! Send help!”

911 Opeartor: *click*

Then if you call for an ambulance they’ll have you call a PRIVATE ambulance company or one that you subscribe to. No subscription, no ambulance. Just like the fire department.

Ron Paul’s privatized dream.