re: #393 reine.de.tout

All problems are immediately solved, and minds cleared and changed to the proper thought - heck, all sorts of disasters are averted and righteousness installed, by those who call you “Chuckles”.
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I found out recently that the right blogs and Tea Party crowd have established a series of awards, “honoring” those who play leading roles in “taking back” America. Tonight, we’ll look at those awards:

3. The Bronze Cow and Fan: Awarded to the bloggers who best use threats of violence and blow rumors out of proportion in a effort to make the [deleted] hit the fan. First awarded to Robert Stacy McCain, it takes the form of a bronze medal hanging from a brown ribbon. The medal shows a picture of cow with its tail raised and its backside next to a rotating fan.

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Let me know if you guys like this, I’ve got two more of ‘em.