re: #419 College is GOOD you asshat.

Sister Sarah to the rescue!

To quote a far wiser man than I:

I’m telling you, Jesus and I are not good enough friends for Him to bless me with a brokered Republican convention, much less one pitting The Smart One against Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods.

Imagine. A weeklong brawl between an effort to rehabilitate the Bush family brand and the ongoing project aimed at turning a marginally literate grifter into a political titan. The almost limtless vista of sheer public mendacity that a hooley like that would produce would be awesome to behold.