re: #124 Joe Bacon 🌹

No please. He needs to keep his shirt on.

I don’t want to see Gym Jordan’s nipple rings!

Based on how these hearings have gone so far, I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out this was like Police Academy 3, with Mueller getting a blowjob from a random hooker under the desk while he’s trying to testify. It’s the only thing I can think of, short of early dementia, for why he is as bad at this as he is.