re: #42 Obdicut

Women are pretty ideal for sub service, given that they’re, in general, weigh less, eat less, and are shorter.

Also, they smell better.

I landed on the flight deck of the USS JFK during fixed wing flight ops, with jet fuel smell all around to pick up 2 New England Patriot Cheerleaders for transport to my ship. When they got in the back of the spinning helo (about 20 feet away from me) I could smell their perfume. Not sure how that is even possible?!?
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