(10a) Avoid concentrations of republicans not all known to you personally.

(10b) Stay out of heavily republican neighborhoods.

(10c) If planning a trip to a beach or amusement park at some date, find out whether it is likely to be swamped with republicans on that date (neglect of that one got me the closest I have ever gotten to asphyxiation by bigot hausfrau).

(10d) Do not attend events likely to draw a lot of republicans.

(10e) If you are at some public event at which the number of republicans suddenly swells, leave as quickly as possible. Make oblique references to country pop music or the price of gold to facilitate your escape.

(10f) Do not settle in a district or municipality run by republican politicians.

(10g) Before voting for a republican politician, consult your oncologist, you may have soul cancer.

(10h) Do not act the Good Samaritan to republicans in apparent gastric distress, e.g., at Grandma’s Buffet or Applebees.

(10i) If accosted by a strange republican in the street, smile and say something about tort reform or Mark Levin but keep moving.