Meanwhile, I think the stress of the election is giving me ocular migraines. You know how ice forms on the inside of your windows in the winter? Kinda jaggy lines and like that? Okay, imagine a patch of that in your field of vision, but also kinda flashing.

First time I got one, it scared the shit outta me. I thought I must be having a stroke, so I contrived a reason to go talk to one of my minions, figuring if I were speaking in gibberish, she’d let me know.

Then I looked up ‘optical disturbance’ and there it was, perfectly described, right down to how it expands, moves around a bit, and ends within 30 minutes of starting.

And not to worry about it.