re: #24 thedopefishlives

I must’ve missed the memo. I was under the impression that freedoms were all US units, like freedom fries.

Actually that was a test. Real ‘Mericans know that our freedom is measured in Gohmerts. There are 5 Palins to a Gohmert, and 1 Palin can be subdivided into 7 Bachmanns. When you add it up, 1 G’s + 5 P’s + 7 B’s = 13, same as the number of stripes on the flag.

RBS