Just got off the phone with Kellyanne Conway. The President is nobly trying to keep open Safeway and Target stores but alas his efforts are in vain.

Both will close all stores Friday.

— Jack Burkman (@Jack_Burkman) March 19, 2020

Fuck you, asshole. If you’re going to put this out there to incite a panic during a pandemic, back it up with real information. You should be banned from Twitter for this, you scumbag.

— Sleeping Giants (@slpng_giants) March 19, 2020