Ok, fundies, let’s get it over with and just outlaw sex completely. After all, who among you has not had some kind of difficulty related to sex? It is potentially messy, expensive, time-consuming, dangerous, and a serious distraction from our real business of praising God and accumulating a serious portfolio. It has also been the downfall of many, many godly men (and some women) who let themselves be tempted.

There is the reproductive angle of course, but modern science is steadily advancing toward the point at which clean, predictable asexual reproduction can replace the ad hoc processes of the past. Abolishing the disgusting, not to mention, arduous practices of the flesh could well encourage and accelerate further progress in this area.
Too bad you are the same morons who reject modern science.