“Nothing is ever 100% certain!”

I’d like to steal that guy’s wallet, and then claim that he doesn’t know I took it, because, hey, nothing’s ever 100% certain.

Hey, AGW isn’t 100% either. Just like 99.99% certain. So I guess that’s why the GOP doesn’t give a shit about it.

It’s a perfect wingnut logic trap: they only accept things that are 100% certain, and no facts are 100% certain, so they can all believe what they want and they’re not objectively wrong.

What fucktards.