re: #41 OhNoZombies!

Aaah the Confederacy. The glory days of the Antebellum, when one could set oneself upon one’s veranda and sip upon a mint julep. Where men were lords of the manah, and delicate ladies would have to be careful, lest the catch the vaypuhs. [whispers] And certain others knew their place.
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It’s like that guy who’s best days were in high school, but now he’s just a schmuck like everyone else, so everytime you bump into him at the grocery store, he reminisces about stuff you’ve tried to forget.

Heh nice one. Really the people who glamorize the old Confederacy are dumb especially poor ones. Honestly, poor whites should have been among the biggest opponents of the CSA because the plantation owners didn’t give a shit about them and just saw them as fresh bodies to fight their war.