I guess Bryan Fischer’s New Year’s Resolution was BE EVEN MOAR OF AN ASSHOLE DOUCHE THAN IN 2013

I would not want to be a WalMart pharmacist this month, when people show up thinking Obama has already paid for everything.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 1, 2014

THE story of January, if media covers: the number of people who show up at the pharmacy and doctor thinking it’s all free.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 1, 2014

Our calendars divide human history into two eras: history before Christ, and history after. He is the center point.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 1, 2014

You can’t even date a check without bearing silent witness to the unparalleled impact of Jesus Christ on human history.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) January 1, 2014