re: #430 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

I reject such common sense probabilities, and insist it must be due to illicit use of highly dangerous, mostly unregulated, designer drugs by mid-western trash pandas

It’s the o’possums. They carry street drugs in their pouches and sell that stuff to racoons, rats and squirrels.

People think they hear a hiss from under the porch, it’s a “pssst…hey buddy, need anything?”