Barring a secret son or daughter of Ronald Reagan and Maggie Thatcher, I think we need folks like FRED! and Sarah in 2012. I wouldn’t hire a pitcher that had never held a baseball, or a carpenter that had never built a shed.
Sarah seems to be everything in a conservative woman that we have been saying was possible all these years.

And FRED! is just fookin awesome.

What with the friggin’ Mayans and whatnot predicting End Times and all.

Mayans. Couldn’t even leave a note saying where they were going and we’re supposed to believe them about the bleedin’ apocalypse.

Bloody Mayans.