CNN Exclusive: The Pentagon has issued a memo outlining how President Trump’s sought after military parade on Veterans Day will look. Parade will include period uniforms, airplanes but no tanks to avoid damaging infrastructure. Route will go from the White House to the Capitol

— Ryan Browne (@rabrowne75) March 9, 2018

Collars look so uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/LSS2fT7Tt2

— Elizabeth Rogers (@ahumorlessfem) March 9, 2018

We don’t talk enough about the vampire menace that made this kind of fashion necessary.

— MC 555 nanometer Jesus (@goddamnedfrank) March 9, 2018