Hi lizards!

I’m back from my grandson’s Bar Mitzvah in the Big Apple.

Our plane spent more time sitting on the tarmac waiting to take off than it did up in the actual air.

I decided that I really hate New York. All the souvenir stands at the airport were selling “I Heart New York” T-shirts and coffee mugs, but I couldn’t find any “I Yukky Face New York.”

Of course if I had a crapload of cash and I spent some time in Manhattan shopping, seeing shows and chowing down at fancy restaurants maybe I would “heart” New York.

But then again, if I had a crapload of cash, I could “heart” New York, LA, Toronto, London and Paris.