re: #41 Cannadian Club Akbar

For now he has his own 6.6-by-11.5-foot (2-by-3.5-meter) cell, which is adjacent to that of a reputed Colombian hit man, with whom he shares a television set.

Van Der Sloot: “You want to watch reruns of My Mother the Car? I have absolutely nooo problem with that, man……!”

(Kinda wish he’d say “Fuck you, your mother, and the car!”)