Therapist: So, I sense that you are feeling a great deal of anger about the fact that the McCain campaign mishandled what could have been their greatest asset, resulting in less national security and bungled attempts to salvage the economy. Do you want to discuss this in more detail?

Patient (Me): No. I just want to scream and bash my head against the wall.

Therapist: And how does this make you feel?

Patient (Me): Great—once I pass out, that is.