re: #458 negativ

First They Came for the Light Bulbs

I bet she wears contacts to conceal the spinning spirals that are her True Eyes.

“We already have all of the light bulbs that we need to have in the earth,” she recalled the expert saying. “We don’t need to make any more light bulbs. And so I’m thinking, ‘You mean for all time? “

Not sure about light bulbs, but I’m convinced we have all the clever coffee mugs we will ever need.