re: #456 marjoriemoon

In my mind, the breakup went kind of like this:

Morello: Hey Chris, what’s going on with your hair, dude? It used to be cool, and now it’s all short and stuff.

CC: WTF do you mean used to be cool?

Morello: You know, like cool. Chicks dug it. You looked like a stud.

CC: My wife made me cut it.

Morello: She didn’t want you to look hot?

CC: Don’t talk shit about my wife.

Morello: Fine, I’m outta here. Jerk.
/
I’m pretty sure that’s how it went.