I have a dilemma.

On the one hand, I’m almost out of beer. I have just returned from an expedition to the fridge (it was ghastly: we lost three dogs and a sherpa) and I see that I only have one bottle of Shiner Black Lager left.

On the other hand, I’m far too comfy and lazy to get out in the cold and go to the store.

In the battle between impending beerlessness and overwhelming sloth, which force will emerge the victor?

This is quite a pickle I’m in.