OK, so, she’s not a slut. She’s round-heeled.

What does that even mean?

Given my luck, the Koch Foundation for the Perpetuation of Obnoxious Bullshit will probably pay to have Rush’s head preserved Futurama-style, so he’ll never go away. But if he ever does, I hope someone remembers to adapt Hitchens’ epitaph for Jerry Fallwell:

If you’d given him an enema you could’ve buried him in a matchbox.