I need one of these.

This machine is called HappyCow and it actually makes cows happy. Any cow can boot this device by making a slight pressure against the brush. After the device is turned on, the brush will work for about 60 seconds, cleaning and delighting the animal https://t.co/RfV31CQipo pic.twitter.com/hPbnJBbhb4

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 19, 2020