re: #443 Alouette

What are the Girl Scout Laws?

Actually, they just adopted a new set of laws at the big national GSA Wymyn’s Circle last month:

1. A scout shall always share the power of her healing crystal with another scout in need.
2. During a campout, always keep your incense in a small plastic baggie in case it rains.
3. All love other than lesbian love is merely hatred and subjugation, crudely disguised.
4. The workers must control the means of production.
5. Jesus is a fiction of the patriarchical hegemony. Worship only Gaia.