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The Arc of a Bogus Right Wing Outrage

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Obdicut (Now with 2% less brain)9/07/2011 8:49:33 am PDT

re: #482 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My brothers and I have a private language based on random movie quotes and incidents from our life.

Like “Tired and emotional” standing in for ‘Completely drunk and blasted out of his mind”.

Or “Productive conversation” meaning “screaming at each other and now hating each other more than ever before”.

“Really brought a lot of energy” meaning “Was out of control and useless but thought he was doing great, total jackass”

“I’m a little light” meaning “I’m not paying for this dumb shit, if you’re so hot on the idea you pay for it, asshole”

“I think you’ll find things change over time” meaning “You’re fucked, get used to it.”

“Winning smile” meaning “Crazy psychopathic tendencies”

“A real go-getter” meaning “Fucking asshole tool that should be avoided at all costs”.

“Wake up early and really get to it” meaning “Sleep ‘till noon, awake still drunk, waste entire day doing dumb shit.”