re: #43 Punish Domestic Terrorists

One of my cats acted like she was starving to death at 6am today. It’s impossible to sleep with a meowing cat on you.

mine doesn’t meow. she jumps on the bed. then she jumps off the bed. then she jumps on the bed. then she jumps off the bed. then she jumps on the bed…..yesterday she was angry because I wouldn’t let her out after dark, so she took a crap in my bath tub. It’s like dating one of the godamned kardashians.