My predictions for this coming year:

Pamela Geller’s spelling and grammar will continue to slide.

Barrett Brown will produce at least three more entertaining videos.

The President and Congress will not get along, particularly.

War will go on, in multiple places. In Africa, horrible things will happen to people. Nobody will have any idea how to stop this.

People will starve. Other people will try to stop this.

Someone will publish a PhD on the lolcat phenomenon.

An interesting fossil will be unearthed.

A starlet will go to rehab. It won’t work.

I will eat my body weight in chocolate.