re: #49 Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)

3. Quid pro quo is absolutely necessary for a functioning government, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a cowardly weak-kneed fool.

4. Except, of course, if a Democrat were to ever invoke a quid pro quo, in which case FIRING SQUAD!!!

Nah, it’s:

4. Quid pro quo is totally awesome because it’s making sure we’re not giving money away to corrupt governments…except, you know, all that money we’re plowing into the House of Saud.