re: #47 SanFranciscoZionist

There were days when I just wanted to march into the boys’ locker room (after pounding on the door and yelling ‘lady teacher coming in!’ of course), and give them each a bottle of Chanel 19. Yes, it’s for women, but it’s neutral enough to work on a man.

Then, of course, a bottle of Cristalle apiece for the girls, to wean them off those horrible fruit-and-cotton-candy things they love.

I’ve been plagued with really smelly $5 bills lately. And not patchouli, recently. Some kind of aftershave,or deodorant or something.

Why fives? I don’t know.