re: #41 Targetpractice

And remember, folks, we’re not even into February yet. We’re looking at the potential for another 9 months worth of moments like these…

I don’t have nearly enough popcorn.

I don’t have enough Dramamine. Nor psychotropics.

Fuck, I’m gonna need a full-on Hunter S. Thompson briefcase full of ingestible chemicals just to get through the run-up to Super Tuesday. ‘Cause that one’s gonna break the bank.

After the first few weeks, there’s going to be rumblings from the captive billionaire donor “base,” and the gerbils are gonna get nervous. It’s going to be All Or Nothing on Super Tuesday, and the airwaves are gonna be clogged with Jeb’s Last Stand.