Now Obama mentioned there were fifty-seven states and there are also fifty-seven varietites of Heinz ketchup and Heinz is a German name and we all know that the Nazis were friends and allies of the Arabs and wanted to establish a Caliphate of Israel and then turn America into an Islamofascist, secularist gay nation, so every time Obama and his kids put ketchup on their Freedom Fries, which they still insist on calling French fries because they are elitist Dijon mustard-eating snobs, he is sticking a curved Muslim dagger into the heart of every true American…