I thought I was totally done looking at firearms but my local gun store has a break action JP Sauer & Son 12 gauge double over 30-06 drilling rifle with scope rings that is so incredibly goddamned long, heavy, impractical and stupid that I love it. It’s a rifle for a simpler time, when a hungry man could walk into the woods without any idea what he was going to kill and just wanted to cover all the bases. I’m not going to buy it because they want $3K for the monster, but this is absolutely the way all guns should be made, just dumb as hell, as if two normal guns got drunk and fucked.