Received this email yesterday from someone I know, but don’t know how I ended up on their mailing list -

SANTA…

SATAN…

Look familiar???

At this time of year, the enemy of our souls disguises himself as an overweight, pink bearded man in a red suit…

Send to all your non-believers & your bretheren who continue to perpetrate ‘the lie’

BLESSINGS & MERRY CHRIST-MAS
Kim Jones

Best part? The subject line is “EXPOSED”. I’m glad we can finally rap up that conspiracy.